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and paid his rent. Early next morning the fleshers came to Tom’s house for the calf, and every one called for his calf, but Tom had only one to serve them all. Now, says Tom, whoever will give most, and speediest shall have it, I will put it to a roup. What, said one of them, my master bought it yesterday. Then, said Tom, you would be a great fool to buy it to-day, for it is fashious to lead and heavy to carry.
ANECDOTES.
MARCH OF INTELLECT.
Two country carters, passing the entrance
to the Arcade, Argyll street, Glasgow, observed
painted on the wall, “No Dogs to
enter here.” “No dogs to enter here!”
exclaimed one of them. "I'm sure there’s
nae use for that there.” “What way,
Jock, ye’re may be wrang, I'se warran ye
gentle folk’s dogs ’ill ken’t brawley, for
there’s schools, noo, whar they learn the
dumb baith to read and speak.
