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           father and mother.  The wright asked
           him how be did; he answered him, Very
           soberlv, he had lost a good dutiful mother
           last night, and there's a measure for the
           coffin. Tom went out and staid for some
           time, and then comes in again, and tells
           the wright he did not know what to do,
           for his father had ordered him to get
           money from such a man, whom he named,
           and he that day was gone out of town.---
           The wright asked him how much he
           wanted? To which he answered, a guinea
           and a-half. Then Tom gave him strict
           orders to be out next day against eleven
           o'clock with the coffin, and he should get
           his money altogether. So Tom set off to
           an ale-house with the money, and lived
           well while it lasted. Next morning the
           wright and his two lads went out with the
           coffin; and as they were going into the
           house they met Tom's mother, who asked
           the master how he did, and where he was
           going with that fine coffin? Not knowing
           well what to say, being surprised to see
           her alive, at last he told her, that her son
           brought in the measure the day before,
           and had got a guinea and a half from him,
           with which he said he was to buy some
           necessaries for the funeral. O the rogue!
           said she, has he play'd me that? So the
           Wright got his lent money, and so much