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Fables for the Fair


THE WOMAN WHO BELIEVED IN EARLY RISING

THERE was once a Woman who Felt that her Husband stayed Out too Late at Night. She therefore Devised a Plan to Cure him of this. Her Plan was to Rise Early in order to Insure his Retiring Early.

"Only in this Way will he be Able to get Enough Sleep," she said.

Her Husband, who usually Endeavored to Please her, rose Without Complaint at Six O’clock, but Continued to stay Out Late. Perceiving that her Purpose was Not Accomplished, the Woman Changed the Hour to Five O'clock.

"The Morning Hours are the Best for Work," she said, "and I Understand that the Morning Air possesses Great Virtues."

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