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FABLES FOR THE FRIVOLOUS

But gravitation's law, of course,
As Isaac Newton showed it,
Exerted on the cheese its force.
And elsewhere soon bestowed it.
  In fact, there is no need to tell
  What happened when to earth it fell.

I blush to add that when the bird
Took in the situation
He said one brief, emphatic word,
Unfit for publication.
  The fox was greatly startled, but
  He only sighed and answered "Tut."

The moral is: A fox is bound
To be a shameless sinner.
And also: When the cheese comes round
You know it's after dinner.
  But (what is only known to few)
  The fox is after dinner, too.

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