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FABLES FOR THE FRIVOLOUS

And then he put forth all his strength,
His warmth with might and main exerted,
Till upward in its tube at length
The mercury most nimbly spurted.
  Phenomenal the curious sight was,
  So swift the rise in Fahrenheit was.

The man supposed himself at first
The prey of some new mode of smelting:
His pulses were about to burst,
His every limb seemed slowly melting,
  And, as the heat began to numb him,
  He cast the ulster wildly from him.

"Impulsive breeze, the use of force,"
Observed the sun, "a foolish act is,
Perceiving which, you see, of course,
How highly efficacious tact is."
  The wondering wind replied, "Good gracious!
  You're right about the efficacious."

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