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                  did, advised him to take her on a fine day,
                  like a mile out of town, and give her a walk,
                  and he would stay at home and study a
                  remedy for her disorder. ---Away they both
                  go; but as she was always complaining for
                  want of health, and that she was very weak,
                  she cried frequently out, O! 'tis a crying
                  sin to take a woman in my condition out o'er
                  a door. During their absence, Leper goes
                  and searches the bed, and below the bolster
                  gets a bottle of rare whisky, of which he
                  takes a hearty pull, and then pisses in it to
                  make it up; gets a halfpenny worth of
                  snuff, and puts it in also, shakes all to-
                  gether, and so sets it in its place again.---
                  Home they came, and she was exceedingly
                  distressed as a woman could be, and cried
                  out, it was a horrid thing to take her out of
                  the house. The tailor seeing her so bad,
                  thought she would have died, ran as fast as
                  he could for a dram, but she in her hypoc-
                  risy pretended she could not take it, and
                  called on him to help her to bed, into which
                  he lays her; she was not well gone when
                  she fell to her bottle, taking two or three
                  hearty gluts, then she roars out murder,
                  I'm poisoned, I'm poisoned. Bocking and
                  purging began, and the neighbours were
                  called in; she lays her blood upon poor
                  Leper, and tells how such an honest woman
                  brought her a'e bottle as another was done,