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                 matron, "ye'll put up nae petition here; the
                 house is wee enough already, an’ wha do ye
                 think's gaun to be fashed wi' masons an'
                 wrights an' a' thae clamjamfray about their
                 house? Faith no---the devil a petition will
                 be putten up in this house, as langs am in't
                 we're gaun to flit at Whitsunday, so ye may
                 come then an' put up as mony petitions as
                 ye like.”
                              DUKE OF BUCCLEUGH.
                   Henry, Duke of Buccleugh was greatly
                 beloved by his numerous tenantry. One of
                 his small tenants, Jamie Howie by name,
                 had a son about four years of age, who,
                 having heard much of a great Duke of
                 Buccleugh, was very anxious to see him.
                 Honest Jamie, in a few days, was honoured
                 with a visit from the duke, when Jamie,
                 doffing his bonnet, and making a reverential
                 bow, says “O my Lord ! ye maunna be
                 angry wi' me, but it's God's truth, my
                 Lord, there's a daft we callant o' mine that
                 canna rest, nor let others rest nicht nor day;
                 he has ta'en in his head sic a notion o' seeing
                 what like ye are; Gudesake, my Lord, I
                 dinna think he has ony yedea ye are a man
                 at a' but some 'far awa, outlandish, ower
                 sea creature.” The Duke mightily tickled
                 with this fancy, desired Jamie to bring the
                 youngster into his presence forth with. Out