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if there had been a whole army of Billingsgate shrews. However, recollecting what he has heard about scolds, he muttered to himself Uswagers, I think I have got a woeful one now. What is that you say sirrah, said she. Nothing dear wife, but what you say I allow to be true. And so taking his bag and bottle, went on forward to his daily labour. But coming towards the lower end of the town, he chanced to meet with old Jobson the cobler, a merry blade, who loved a cup of good ale. What honest Simon, said Jobson, I am glad to see you, for since our last meeting I hear you are married, and now wish you much joy. Now old Jobson being a merry fellow, invited Simon to take a flaggon of the best liquor that the next alehouse could afford, and there to drink to Margery's health. being merry in discourse, talking of the tricks and pranks they had played when batchelors, Jobson taking up the flaggon in his hand, said, come here’s to thee honest Simon, and I wish thee better luck than Randal thy old father-in-law had with his wife for she was such a scold, that happy was those who lived out of the clamour of her noise. But without doubt thy wife may be of a milder spirit, and have more of her father's meekness than her mother’s fury in her; but come Simon here’s to thee, and thy dearly beloved