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Q. Who is the likest to a Boatman?
A. An hypocrite, who always looks one way
and rows another, in all his transactions.
Q. What are the five greatest rarities to be
found in the world?
A. A black Swan, a Phoenix, an Unicorn,
the Philosophers' Stone, and a maiden at sixteen.
Q. What is the greatest folly that sensible
people can be guilty of?
A. To go to law about trifles, for whatever
way the plea end, the lawyers will be the greatest gainers.
Q. Who has the honestest trade in the world?
A. Ballad-singers; for they always deal with
ready-money: and it is as ancient as the Siege
of Troy, for Homer was a ballad-singer.
Q. What is the surest method for one to become both rich and respectable ?
A. To be sober and industrious.
Q. What is the best method of overcoming
the argument of a positive person?
A. Either to say with him, or give him no
answer.
What is the wisest course to be followed
by a man who has a brawling and scolding wife?
A. To keep silent, and then she'll bite her own fingers with anger.
