17
with ready-money : And it is as ancient as the Siege of Troy, for Homer was a Ballad-singer.
Q. What is the surest method for one to become both rich and respectable?
A. To be sober and industrious.
Q. What is the best method of over- coming the argument of a positive person.
A. Either to say with him, or give him no answer.
Q. What is the wisest course to be followed by a man who has a brawling and a scolding wife ?
A. To keep silent, and then she’ll bite her own lingers with anger.
The end of the Cariches.
