JUVENAL, SATIRE VI
borean pole. But when she has been coated over and treated with all those layers of medicaments, and had those lumps of moist dough applied to it, shall we call it a face or a sore?
474It is well worth while to ascertain how these ladies busy themselves all day. If the husband has turned his back upon his wife at night, the wool-maid is done for; the tire-women will be stripped of their tunics; the Liburnian chair-man will be accused of coming late, and will have to pay for another man's[1] drowsiness; one will have a rod broken over his back, another will be bleeding from a strap, a third from the cat; some women engage their executioners by the year. While the flogging goes on, the lady will be daubing her face, or listening to her lady-friends, or inspecting the widths of a gold-embroidered robe. While thus flogging and flogging,[2] she reads the lengthy Gazette, written right across the page,[3] till at last, the floggers being exhausted, and the inquisition ended, she thunders out a gruff "Be off with you!"
486Her household is governed as cruelly as a Sicilian Court.[4] If she has an appointment and wishes to be turned out more nicely than usual, and is in a hurry to meet some one waiting for her in the gardens, or more likely near the chapel of the wanton Isis, the unhappy maid that does her hair will have her own hair torn, and the clothes stripped off her shoulders and her breasts. "Why is this curl standing up?" she asks, and then down comes a thong of bull's hide to inflict chastisement for the offending ringlet. Pray how was Psecas in fault? How would the girl be to blame if you happened
- ↑ i.e. the husband's.
- ↑ The text reads as if the flogging was done by the lady herself. But it was evidently done for her by slaves.
- ↑ Books were usually written lengthwise on the roll; but it seems that the acta diurna, here mentioned, were written crosswise.
- ↑ In allusion to Phalaris, tyrant of Agrigentum.
