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on; that the testificators were a most mendacious sept; that the delation contained a plenitude of pseudologies, and that the querent was a dedolent scelerat, wholly prompted in the delation by indomitable misanthropy, and that he was entitled to a nihility — that the entierty was illicitous, or at least a dubiosity -- that from precognita, he demanded not only a condonation, but an unextorted deraignment as my absolute droit.
The arbitrement of the judicature was proficuous to me. In a jiffy the whole comportation emitted into the aerial vault the most congratulatory boations, and effunded upon Misanthropos the cornucopia of their ire.
The diurnalists gave my deraignment divulgation, which invested me with moliminous and imperdible famosity.
Your conterraneous cotemporary,
LORENZO ALTISONANT.
LETTER No. X .
Democratyville, Sept., 8, 1843.
CONCINNOUS SIR, – Posterior to my eluctation from the maledicency of Misanthropos, still having an appetition to be a ubiquitary, I extended my peragration of the occident in an austrine direction. After the profection of a noctidial period, I espied an ample concourse of the populacy in an apert, procere, and foliaceous frith, giving auscultation to a political sermocinator. He was a septuagenary, and a questant, for their suffrage at their prochein ballotation for nomothetics. He was rugose, pachydermatous, bottle-nosed, almost bisson, breviped, tardigradous, and affected with trepidation, partial surdity ,and most percept-
