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Contents
Two Days We Celeberate 117
The Urchin at the Zoo 132
Fellow Craftsmen 139
The Key Ring 144
"Owd Bob" 150
The Apple That No One Ate 167
As to Rumors 174
Our Mothers 181
Greeting to American Anglers 186
Mrs. Izaak Walton Writes a Letter to Her Mother 190
Truth 193
The Tragedy of Washington Square 195
If Mr. Wilson Were the Weather Man 202
Syntax for Cynics 205
The Truth at Last 209
Fixed Ideas 211
Trials of a President Travelling Abroad 215
Diary of a Publisher's Office Boy 217
The Dog's Commandments 219
The Value of Criticism 221
A Marriage Service for Commuters 224
The Sunny Side of Grub Street 226
Burial Service for a Newspaper Joke 236
Advice to Those Visiting a Baby 238
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