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"Donkeys have Ears."—Emily (playing at lawn-tennis with the new curate). "What's the game, now, Mr. Miniver?"⁠Curate. "Forty—Love."⁠Irreverent Gardener (overhearing). "Did y'ever hear such imperence! 'Love,' indeed! And him not been in the parish above a week! Just like them parsons!"

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