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Mr. Punch’s History of the Great War
For now from German lips the world may know
Facts that should want some skill for their confounding—
How Potsdam forced alike on friend and foe
A war of Potsdam's sole compounding.
THE COMING ARMY
Father: "Here's to the fighter of lucky eighteen!"
Son: "And here's to the soldier of fifty!"
How you, who itched to see the bright sword lunged,
Still bleating peace like innocent lambs in clover,
In all that bloody business you were plunged
Up to your neck and something over.
And, having fed on little else but lies,
Your people, with the hollow place grown larger
Now that the truth has cut off these supplies,
May want your head upon a charger.
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