All the curtains are poisoned with smoke; and what's more, with the filthiest smoke I ever knew.
"Take 'em down, then?
"Yes, it's all very well for you to say take 'em down; but they were only cleaned and put up a month ago; but a careful wife's lost upon you, Mr. Caudle. You ought to have married somebody who'd have let your house go to wreck and ruin, as I will for the future. People who don't care for their families are better thought of than those who do; I've long found out that.
![When the Cat's away the mice will play. Mr. Caudle's compliments to Mr. Henry Prettyman, and expects to have the honour of his company on this joyful occasion, at half-past Eight o'clock.](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/When_the_Cat%27s_away.jpg/400px-When_the_Cat%27s_away.jpg)
"And what a condition the carpet's in! They've taken five pounds out of it, if a farthing, with their filthy boots, and I don't know what besides. And then the smoke in the hearthrug, and a large cinder-hole burnt in it! I never saw such a house in my life! If you wanted to have a few friends, why couldn't you invite