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ON OUR SELECTION.

Then—"What have you got in this season, Mr. Rudd? Wheat?"

"I don't know. . . . Oh-h—it's awful!"

Another silence.

"Did n't think toothache so bad as that," said the man of news, airily, addressing Mother. "Never had it much myself, you see!"

He looked at Dad again; then winked slyly at Canty, and said to Dad, in an altered tone: "Whisky 's a good thing for it, old man, if you 've got any."

Nothing but a groan came from Dad, but Mother shook her head sadly in the negative.

"Any oil of tar?"

Mother brightened up. "There 's a little oil in the house," she said, "but I don't know if we've any tar. Is there, Joe—in that old drum?"

"Nurh."


The Press looked out the window. Dad commenced to butcher his gums with the pocket-knife, and threatened to put the fire out with blood and saliva.

"Let's have a look at the tooth, old man," the pressman said, approaching Dad.

Dad submitted.

"Pooh!—I'll take that out in one act I" . . . To Joe—"Got a good strong piece of string?"