J. Archibald McKackney
Wilkins made a brave rally and tried to meet my astounding statement half-way as he fairly shouted:
"The devil you say, sir! Then my peerless Titian beard must be a whole brass band. Do you mean to say you can play tunes on 'em?"
He had blindly stumbled on the very climax of my discovery, and as I waved my arm around the room I told him:
"That is what I hope to do, and before very long if you will help me. Did you ever see an Æolian harp?"
"One of those boxes full of strings that make soft and soothing sounds when tickled by the wind?" he replied. "Why, I sailed with a skipper that had one in his cabin sky-light. But you could hear that music, and my whiskers have been dumb for thirty years."
Then I told him, as simply as possible, how after an exhaustive study of the laws of vibration and sound waves I had evolved the theory that there must be a similitude between the Æolian harp and the Human Whisker. The
