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help along the cause of Acoustics and Harmony, I'd like to borrow his whiskers, he to go along with them of course. I asked him to spare me only a few minutes conversation, and promised to return him and his whiskers in good order."
Condensing Mr. Wilkins' narrative, it appears that the stranger fled with panicky strides, and cried out and wildly beckoned to the first policeman he saw. Wilkins stood his ground until the policeman made for him and then he dove like a frightened rabbit into the nearest subway entrance. He was followed aboard the train by a smartly dressed young man with a twinkling eye who sat down by his side and remarked:
"I beg your pardon, but I simply can't help asking what you said to Professor R. Xerxes Peabody. He is my uncle, you know, and I never saw him rattled before. Upon my word, it was like watching a glacier blow up."
Wilkins was worried and upset, but the young man's friendly air soon won his confi-
