Balt. A clumsy hoiden only; and, under the tuition of her ridiculous mother, she assumes all the delicate airs of a fine lady.
Mrs. B. Well, well, go to your attorney: it is all very harmless.
Balt. Well, well, it is all very harmless, if you will; and I have laughed at a thousand little affected fools, nearly as absurd as herself. But when I see those broad features of her father, stamped so strongly by nature upon her common-place countenance, pretending to wear the conscious importance of superior refinement, it provokes me beyond all patience that you should be so intimate with her.
Mrs. B. She is a girl that will very much improve by any reasonable intimacy, and will very soon become like the people she is with,
Balt. Very well, let her be as little with you, then, and as much with her own foolish absurd mother as possible; and the more ridiculous they both are, the greater pleasure I shall have in seeing them any where but in your company. I assure you I have no wish to reform them. It is one of the few consolations I receive in my intercourse with this man, to see him connected with such a couple of fools.
Mrs. B. O Baltimore! for heaven's sake stay no longer here!
Balt. Pray what is the meaning of this? are you in your senses?
