"That bed was too lonely, I couldn't sleep," she wailed. "I want to go to bed with the elevator man."
"You drink de cognac, Colonel," said the excited President. "Happy days, my interpretations save from de perils of de moat."
"My dear sir," said the ambassador, "obviously I cannot thank you for what you've done. But if there's any way I can show my gratitude—anythisir, anything. You have only to name it."
"De gustomary ting," said the Colonel, rising from his pool, "vould be to ask you de hand of your daughter in marriage. I spare you dat sacrifice. But dere is von little ting."
"Name it, sir, name it."
"You are here, Herr Ambassador, as blenipotentiary to negotiate de debt. I overhear de Herr Leutz say dat von million florin a year, blus de interests at von per cent. is Illyria's extreme gapacity to pay. Vill you promise me, on vord of honour, no matter vat happen, not to ask more dan dat?"
