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5) THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME:

(The Priest here leads the Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.) The Priest continues: THEN I DO HERE PROCLAIM YE POEE DISCIPLE (name), LEGIONNAIRE OF THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL ERIS! HAIL HAIL! HAIL YES!

4) All present rejoice grandly. The new Brother opens a large jug of wine and offers it to all who are present.

5) The Ceremony generally degenerates.

Mord says that Omar says that we are all unicorns anyway

DO NOT PULL
ON YELLOW TIP

3. And though Omar did bid of the Collector of Garbage, in words that were both sweet and bitter, to surrender back the cigar box containing the cards designated by the Angel as The Honest Book of Truth, the Collector was to him as one who might he smitten deaf, saying only: 'Gainst the rules, y' know.

HBT; The Book of Explanations, Chap. 2

ANSWERS:

1. Harry Houdini
2. Swing music
3. Pretzels
4. 8 months
5. Testy Culbert
6. It protrudes
7. No vocal cords.

DISCARDED

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