PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR
SEASONS
1) Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
2) Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
3) Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
4) Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
5) The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse
DAYS OF THE WEEK*
1) Sweetmorn
2) Boomtime
3) Pungenday
4) Prickle-Prickle
5) Setting Orange
*The DAYS OF THE WEEK are named from the five Basic Elements: SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE and ORANGE.
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HOLYDAYS
73 Days hath
A] APOSTLE HOLYDAYS
1) Mungday
2) Mojoday
3) Syaday
4) Zaraday
5) Maladay
Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season
B] SEASON HOLYDAYS
1) Chaoflux
2) Discoflux
3) Confuflux
4) Bureflux
5) Afflux
Each occurs on the 50th day of the Season
C] ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos
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[1970 = 3136] [Next St. Tibs Day in 3138]
