The Unspeakable Turk.
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SETTLED.
Dame Europa. "You've always been the most troublesome boy in the school. How go and consolidate yourself."
Turkey. "Please, ma'am, what does that mean?"
Dame Europa. "It means going into that corner—and stopping there!"
April 2, 1913.
The Turk is driven to confine his energies to Asia Minor.