door I traquilly turned and added—"After you have removed your things from these offices, Bartleby, you will of course lock me door—since every one is bow gone for the day but you—and if you please, slip your key underneath the mat, so that I may have it in the morning. I shall not see you again; so good-bye to you. If hereafter in your new place of abode I can be of any service to you, do not fail to advise me by letter. Good-bye, Bartleby, and fare you well."
But he answered not a word; like the last column of some ruined temple, he remained standing mute and solitary in the middle of the otherwise deserted room.
As I walked home in a pensive mood, my vanity got the better of my pity. I could not but highly plume myself on my masterly management in getting rid of Bartleby. Masterly I call it, and such it must appear to any dispassionate thinker. The beauty of my procedure seemed to consist in its perfect quietness. There was no vulgar bullying, no bravado of any sort, no choleric hectoring, and striding to and fro across the apartment, jerking out vehement commands for Bartleby to bundle himself off with his beggarly, traps. Nothing of the kind. Without loudly bidding Bartleby depart—as an inferior genius might have done—I assumed the ground that depart he must; and upon that assumption built all I had to say. The more I thought over my procedure, the more I was charmed with it. Nevertheless, next morning, upon awakening, I had my doubts,—I had somehow slept off the flumes of vanity. One of the coolest and wisest hours a man has, is just after he awakes in the morning. My procedure seemed as sagacious as ever,—but only in theory. How it would prove in practice—there was the rub. It was truly a beautiful thought to have assumed Bartlebly's departure; but, after all, that assumption was simply my own and none of Bartleby's. The great point was, not whether I had assumed that he would quit me, but whether he would prefer so to do. He was more a man of preferences than assumptions.
(To be continued)
INSCRIPTION FOR THE BACK OF A BANK-NOTE.
Ούδὲν γὰρ ἀνθρώποισιν οἷον ἄργυρος
Κακὸν νόμισμ᾿ ἔβλαστε.
Ghost of coin, that mocks at toil;
Pictured wealth, that chance may spoil,
Rogues may stamp, and handling soil;
Spider, weaving credit's coil;
Bank-note—foul note! touch not my purse!
Key to stores of treasured gold;
Making timid business bold,
Bringing both to young and old
All that home and heart can hold;
Bank-note—blest note! Come to my purse!
Seed of henbane to love's life;
Spur of hate and deadly strife;
Rust of ties 'twixt man and wife;
Whetstone of the bandit's knife:
Bank-note—curst note! Go to the devil!
Giving youthful charms to age;
Making fools seem strangely sage;
Winning, despite critic's rage,
Puffs and glory by the page;
Bank-notes—sweet notes! Come in a shower!
