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One Pennyworth of Truth, &c.

Dear Brother,

THERE has always been ſuch a good underſtanding between us, that you and I can ſpeak our minds freely to one another. Our Father, you know, always maintained the character of a blunt, honeſt, ſenſible man; and our mother was as good a ſort of woman as ever lived. They gave us the beſt teaching they could afford and the neighbours have never counted us fools. But ſome people are taking great pains to make us ſo, and rog(illegible text) into the bargain. They have tried their ſkill upon (illegible text) and ſo they will upon you; but I write you this letter to give you warning, that you may look to yourſelf. For it ſeems, John, you and I are now to learn every thing from thoſe conceited monkies, the French. Nobody knows anything now but they, and ſome Engliſhmen at home, who hate this country as bad as the French do. With talking about Right and Equality, and Conſtitution, and Organization, and ſuch like, they made my head turn round; (illegible text) I ſee now pretty well what they mean.

They begin with telling us all mankind an equal: that’s a lie, John; for the children are not equal to the mother; nor the mother to the father; unleſs where there is petticoat government; and ſuch families never go on w(illegible text) the children are often ſpoiled, and the huſband brought a jail. But I ſay people are not equal. The clerk is not equal to the parſon, the footman is not equal to the ſquire the thief at the bar is not equal to the judge upon the bench If it were as they ſay, then the clerk might get up into the pulpit—the footman might ſit at the top of the table—the thief might take his place upon the bench and try (illegible text) judge—and the coachman might get into the coach and his maſter on the box; who, not knowing how to d(illegible text) 'tis ten to one but he overturns him. Pretty work ſhould have with their equality; but let us have patience and go on with them.