A Because private marriage is become as common as smuggling and cuckolding the kirk no more thought of than a man to ride a mile or two on his neighbour's mareǃ men get will and wa'e of wives, the best portion and properest person is preferred, the first left the weak to the worst, and she whom he does not love, he shutes away with his foot and lies down with whom he pleases
Q. How will ye know the bairns of our town by others in the kingdom?
A. By their ill breeding and bad manners
Q. What is their behaviour?
A. If you ask them a question in civility, if it were but the read to the next town, they'll tell you to follow your nose, and if go wrong curse the guid-.
Q. Are young and old of them no better?
A. All the odds lies in the difference, for if you ask a child to whom he belongs, or who is his father, he'll tell to you kiss father's a———
Q. What kind of creatures are kindliest when they meet?
A. None can exceed the kindness of dogs when they meet in a market.
Q. And what is collies conduct there?
A. First they kiss others mouths and noses, smell all about, and last of all, they are so kind as to kiss other below the tail.
Q. What is the coldest part of a dog?
A. His nose.
Q. What is the coldest part of and?
