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The creature wears no ſhirt,
Nor waiſtcoat:—shape to hurt.
But large neckcloth and ſham collar cheap and han-
dy, O.
Wish a ſhort and ſmall great coat,
Entitled a ſourtout,
And a pair of ſtays to keep in ſhape the Dandy, O.

With white gloves on its hands,
A pair of ſham wriſthands,
And trowſers to conceal its legs ſo bandy, O,
With boots and ſpurs complete,
But no ſlockings on its feet,
And like a clock work figure moves the Dandy, O.

It commonly aſſails,
Young and beautiful females,
Bnt from men ſhrinks into any hole that's handy O,
The thing is dull and tame,
And anſwers to the name
OF Exquiſite, and Exquiſit's quite the Dandy, O.

Whoever finds the thing,
And will it kindly bring
To the Chandler's ſhop in George Street ſo handy O,
Shall by its mother there.
Who lives in the Three Pair,
Be thankfully rewarded for her Dandy, O.