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1905.]
Mrs. Tubbs’s Telegram
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Miss S. [Rises] Well, I guess if Roweny’s children get thirty-three thousand apiece I need n’t worry over ‘em. Good-by, Mrs. Tubbs. Sorry to have you leave the neighborhood, but you ’ll find it nice up on Fifth Avenue. I was up there once. The streets is wider than these, and it's quite a different place. I’m told there ain’t the runnin’ from house to house that there is here at the Corner, and that people ain’t over-neighborly, and don't sometimes speak to people livin’ right on the same block; somebody said next door, but I won't believe it’s as bad as that. But you ’ll have all your family with you, so you won’t mind. Don’t forget your old friends at Cinder Corner, Mrs. Tubbs. [Shakes.. Mrs. T.’s hand]

Mrs. T. [Much affected] Indeed I won't, and you must all come and see me, I sha’n’t never feel to home up there, I don’t believe I ’ve never even seen the place,and I much rather stay here.

A. [Positively] I sha’n’t go to live on any o’ them avenoos. If I can’t go to the heathen with Roweny I ’m goin’ to stay right here at Cinder Corner. [Children show that they share Amelia’s sentiments]

T. [From window] Here comes Roweny now!

All. Roweny! [All run to door]

[Enter Rowena, in fresh and pretty traveling-suit, with bright new satchel and bag of oranges. Hastens forward to Mrs. Tubbs, whom she kisses, then embraces in turn all the children, who affectionately surround her with exclamations of delight, hands them the oranges, and shakes hands with all the neighbors.

Rowena. How glad I am to see you all! I thought first I could n’t come till next Thursday, but suddenly found they would let me off and I took the next train, [To Mrs. Tubbs] You got my telegram, mother, and know that I am married? [Goes toward Mrs. Tubbs]

Mrs. T. Yes. My good Roweny. [Embraces her]

Miss S. We all want to congratulate you on doing so well, Rowena.

Mrs. D. That is just what I was goin’ to say. [All nod in agreement]

R. Yes, I have done well. I have married a splendid man, who is as much interested in the work as I am, and when you see him I know you will congratulate me indeed.

Miss S. Work? We did n’t suppose you’d have any work to do any more.

R. No work! Why, I could n’t live without work. What do you mean?

Mrs. R. What did you say in your telegraph about your husband?

R. Why, I don’t remember saying anything about him except that he was a missionary.

All. A missionary!!

A. Oh, I’m so glad: [Dances about Rowena; other children, catching Amelia’s spirit, testify in various ways to the rejoicing]

R. He is a missionary. One of the foremost workers for years, We sail for Africa next week, which will be the scene of our first labors together. And some day I shall send for you, Amelia, as I promised. And Miss Simpkins, I think there is a fine opening for you there to teach sewing in one of the girls’ schools. In fact, there is work for all of us—even for my three dear step-children.

Mrs. R. What is your husband worth?

R. [Laughs] Worth his weight in gold,

Miss S. We got the impression you had married a man with lots of money.

R. Money? Well,hardly. The Board allows us a nice salary—all we shall need. [Mrs. Raven hands Rowena the telegram]

R. [Reads] “Have married a millionaire.” [Laughs merrily] A millionaire! Oh, of all things, they took my word “missionary” for “millionaire”! It must be those long s’s I make. But you could n’t have believed it! What in the world would a millionaire have wanted of me for a‘ wife—me, Rowena Tubbs! [Laughs long and merrily]

Mrs. R. [Comes forward] Well, for my part,—and I guess we ’re all agreed,—I think any one as gets Roweny for a wife, whether he ’s a millionaire or a missionary, is a lucky man.

All. [Crowding around Rowena, clapping hands and otherwise assenting] That ’s right. Good, good!

Quick Curtain.