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eyebrows, flap-eared, long-nosed and simple and conceited of aspect. The King laughed at his appearance and said to him, ‘O silent man, I desire thee to tell me somewhat of thy history.’ ‘O King of the age,’ replied the barber, ‘why are all these men and this dead hunchback before thee?’ Said the King, ‘Why dost thou ask?’ ‘I ask this,’ rejoined the barber, ‘that your Majesty may know that I am no impertinent meddler and that I am guiltless of that they lay to my charge of overmuch talk; for I am called the Silent, and indeed I am the man of my name, as says the poet:
Thine eyes shall seldom see a man that doth a nickname bear, But, if thou search, thou’lt find the name his nature doth declare.
So the King said, ‘Explain the hunchback’s case to him and repeat to him the stories told by the physician, the controller, the broker and the tailor.’ They did as he commanded, and the barber shook his head and exclaimed, ‘By Allah, this is indeed a wonder of wonders!’ Then said he, ‘Uncover the hunchback’s body, that I may see it.’ They did so, and he sat down and taking the hunchback’s head in his lap, looked at his face and laughed till he fell backward. Then said he, ‘To every death there is a cause; but the story of this hunchback deserves to be recorded in letters of gold!’ The bystanders were astounded at his words and the King wondered and said to him, ‘O silent man, explain thy words to us.’ ‘O King of the age,’ replied the barber, ‘by thy munificence, there is yet life in this hunchback.’ Then he pulled out from his girdle a barber’s budget, whence he took a pot of ointment and anointed therewith the neck of the hunchback and its veins. Then he took out a pair of tweezers and thrusting them down the hunchback’s throat, drew out the piece of fish and its bone, soaked in blood. Thereupon the hunchback sneezed and sat up, and passing his hand over his face, exclaimed, ‘I testify that there is no god but God and that Mohammed is His Apostle!’ At this all present won-
