CHAPTER XXI
JOURNALISM AND BURGLARY
I was obliged to return to America to give testimony
concerning an automobile accident of which I had been a
witness. I had been sitting in the rear seat of a friend's car,
which was proceeding at a very moderate rate of speed along
a down-town street, when a fruit-peddler leaped out from behind
an ice-wagon. He had a bunch of bananas in his hand and
was looking up toward a woman in a window; he was not
two feet ahead of the car when he sprang in front of it, and
was struck before those in the car could move a finger. The
account in the news column of the "New York Times" made
clear that I had been merely a passenger, in another man's
car, yet the "Times" found space on its editorial page for
a letter from some correspondent, sneering at me as a Socialist
who rode down poor men in automobiles!
During my return to America I remarried. The ceremony took place in Virginia, at the home of relatives of my wife's family, and I was interested to observe that the "Times," which had pursued me so continually, printed a perfectly respectful account of the wedding, with no editorial sneers. I was not puzzled by this, for I observed that the "Times" had taken the trouble to telegraph to Mississippi, to make inquiries concerning the lady I was marrying, and the report from their correspondent stated that the bride's father was "one of the wealthiest men in this section, and controls large banking interests." How many, many times I have observed the great organ of American plutocracy thus awed into decency by wealth! When Frank Walsh, as chairman of the United States Commission on Industrial Relations, made a radical speech in New York, the "Times" telegraphed to Kansas City and learned that Walsh was a lawyer earning an income of fifty thousand dollars a year. It was comical to observe the struggle between its desire to lambast a man who had made a radical speech, and its cringing before a man who was earning fifty thousand dollars a year!
In the same way, I have observed the attitude of the New
