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STERNE AND GOLDSMITH.
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for his hungry race when death summoned him: and, one of his daughters being engaged to a Squire of rather superior dignity, Charles Goldsmith impoverished the rest of his family to provide the girl with a dowry.

The small-pox, which scourged all Europe at that time, and ravaged the roses off the cheeks of half the world, fell foul of poor little Oliver's face, when the child was eight years old, and left him scarred and disfigured for his life. An old woman in his father's village taught him his letters, and pronounced him a dunce: Paddy Byrne, the hedge-schoolmaster, took him in hand; and from Paddy Byrne, he was transmitted to a clergyman at Elphin. When a child was sent to school in those days, the classic phrase was that he was placed under My. So and So's ferule. Poor little ancestors! It is hard to think how ruthlessly you were birched; and how much of needless whipping and tears our small forefathers had to undergo! A relative, kind uncle Contarine, took the main charge of little Noll; who went through his school days righteously


    like that of his brother, about the forty-fifth year of his age. He was a man of an excellent heart and an amiable disposition."—Prior's Goldsmith.

    "Where'er I roam, whatever realms to see,
    My heart, untravell'd, fondly turns to thee:
    Still to my brother turns with ceaseless pain,
    And drags at each remove a lengthening chain."
    The Traveller.