“I reached and got my hat.
“‘Come on,’ says I. ‘We’ve been expecting you. I’ll show you the goods. How was Teddy when you left Washington?’
“I took him down to the Riverview Hotel and had him shake hands with Mrs. Trotter. Then I showed him her bank book with the $2,000 to her credit.
“‘It seems to be all right,’ says the Secret Service.
“‘It is,’ says I. ‘And if you’re not a married man I’ll leave you to talk a while with the lady. We won’t mention the two dollars.’
“‘Thanks,’ says he. ‘If I wasn’t, I might. Good day, Mrs. Peters.’
“Toward the end of three months we had taken in something over $5,000, and we saw it was time to quit. We had a good many complaints made to us; and Mrs. Trotter seemed to be tired of the job. A good many suitors had been calling to see her, and she didn’t seem to like that.
“So we decides to pull out, and I goes down to Mrs. Trotter’s hotel to pay her last week’s salary and say farewell and get her check for the $2,000.
“When I got there I found her crying like a kid that don’t want to go to school.
“‘Now, now,’ says I, ‘what’s it all about? Somebody sassed you or you getting homesick?”
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