was lost. People already say that all sorts of nonsense and lies are inserted."
"But this is not nonsense! There is nothing of that sort in my case."
"You think so? Listen a minute. Last week there was a case very like it. An official came, just as you have done, bringing an advertisement for the insertion of which he paid two roubles, sixty-three kopecks; and this advertisement simply announced the loss of a black-haired poodle. There did not seem to be anything out of the way in it, but it was really a satire; by the poodle was meant the cashier of some establishment or other."
"But I am not talking of a poodle, but my own nose; i.e. almost myself."
"No, I cannot insert your advertisement."
"But my nose really has disappeared!"
"That is a matter for a doctor. There are said to be people who can provide you with any kind of nose you like. But I see that you are a witty man, and like to have your little joke."
"But I swear to you on my word of honour. Look at my face yourself."
"Why put yourself out?" continued the official, taking a pinch of snuff. "All the same, if you don't mind," he added with a touch of curiosity, "I should like to have a look at it."
The committee-man removed the handkerchief from before his face.
