H.M.S. "PINAFORE"
deck, and Josephine is the fairest bud that ever blossomed on the tree of a poor fellow's wildest hopes!"
Sir Joseph could scarcely believe his ears.
"Are you referring to—er—Miss Josephine Corcoran?" gasped Sir Joseph.
"That's the lady, Sir," said Ralph, "in fact here she is, bless her little heart!"
And Josephine rushed into Ralph's outstretched arms.
"She's the figure-head of my ship of life—the bright beacon that guides me into the port of happiness—the rarest, the purest gem that ever sparkled on a poor but worthy fellow's trusting brow."
The crew burst into tears at this lovely speech and sobbed heavily. It had quite a different effect on Sir Joseph who, forgetting all his dignity, danced about the deck in a blind fury.
"You—you impertilent presumtiful, disgracious, audastical sommon cailor," exclaimed Sir Joseph, chopping up and transposing his letters and syllables in a perfectly ridiculous manner, "I'll teach you to lall in fove with your daptain's caughter! Away with him to the barkest bungeon on doard!" Of course he meant to say "the darkest dungeon on
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