H.M.S. "PINAFORE"
then continued to manicure his poor old cracked and broken nails in silence.
"What's the matter with the man?" said Little Buttercup; "isn't he well?"
"Aye, aye, lady," said Dick, "I'm as well as ever I shall be. But I am ugly, ain't I?"
"Well," said little Buttercup, "you are certainly plain."
"And I'm three-cornered, ain't I?" said he.
"You are rather triangular."
"Ha! ha!" said Dick, laughing bitterly. "That's it. I'm ugly, and they hate me for it!"
Bill Bobstay was sorry he had spoken so unkindly.
"Well, Dick," said he, putting down his embroidery, "we wouldn't go to hurt any fellow creature's feelings, but, setting personal appearance on one side, you can't expect a person with such a name as 'Dick Deadeye' to be a popular character—now, can you?"
"No," said Dick, sadly, "it's asking too much. It's human nature, and I don't complain!"
At this moment, a beautiful tenor voice was heard singing up in the rigging:
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