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Mr. Justice Stareleigh (who sat in the absence of the Chief Justice, occasioned by indisposition,) was a most particularly short man, and so fat, that he seemed all face and waistcoat. He rolled in, upon two little turned legs, and having- bobbed gravely to the bar, who bobbed gravely to him, put his little legs underneath his table, and his little three- cornered hat upon it ; and when Mr. Justice Stareleigh had done this, all you could see of him was two queer little eyes, one broad pink face, and somewhere about half of a big and very comical-looking wig.
The judge had no sooner taken his seat, than the officer on the floor of the court called out " Silence ! " in a commanding tone, upon which another officer in the gallery cried " Silence ! " in an angry manner, whereupon three or four more ushers shouted Silence ! " in a voice of indignant remonstrance. This being done, a gentleman in black, who sat below the judge, proceeded to call over the names of the jury ; and after a great deal of bawling, it was discovered that only ten special jurymen were present. Upon this, Mr. Sergeant Buzfuz prayed a tales ; the gentleman in black then proceeded to press into the special jury two of the common jurymen ; and a green-grocer and a chemist were caught directly.
" Answer to your names, gentlemen, that you may be sworn," said the gentleman in black. " Richard Upwitch."
" Here," said the green-grocer.
" Thomas Groffin."
- ' Here," said the chemist.
" Take the book, gentlemen. You shall well and truly try — "
" I beg this court's pardon," said the chemist, who was a tall, thin, yellow-visaged man, *' but I hope this court will excuse my attendance.*
" On what grounds, Sir?" said Mr. Justice Stareleigh.
" I have no assistant, my Lord," said the chemist.
«« I can't help that, Sir," replied Mr. Justice Stareleigh. " You should hire one."
" I can't afford it, my Lord," rejoined the chemist.
" Then you ought to be able to afford it. Sir," said the Judge, red- dening ; for Mr. Justice Stareleigh's temper bordered on the irritable, and brooked not contradiction.
" I know I ought to do, if I got on as well as I deserved, but I don't, my Lord," answered the chemist.
- < Swear the gentleman," said the Judge, peremptorily.
The officer had got no further than the " You shall well and truly try," when he was again interrupted by the chemist.
"I am to be sworn, my Lord, am I?" said the chemist.
" Certainly, Sir," replied the testy little Judge.
'• Very well, my Lord," replied the chemist in a resigned manner. " Then there'll be murder before this trial's over ; that's all. Swear me if you please, Sir ;" and sworn the chemist was, before the Judge could find words to utter.
" I merely wanted to observe, my Lord," said the chemist, taking his seat with great deliberation, " that I've left nobody but an errand-boy in my shop. He is a very nice boy, my Lord, but he is not much ac- quainted with drugs ; and I know that the prevailing impression on his
