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she gave scraps of news to Mrs. Wilcox, who had read it all before breakfast. Captain Wilcox sat downstairs in his wife's office, balancing the books.

About half-past ten Miss Semaphore rose. Having carried all before her at the whist table, she was in high spirits, and bade goodnight with much affability to everyone except the Belchers. She carried with her the copy of the Lady's Pictorial. When her sister, having as usual sat with her for twenty minutes, discussing the events of the day, had retired to her own room, which adjoined, she sat down and wrote the following letter:


"37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
"South Kensington.
"June —th, 189-.

"Madam,

"Having seen your advertisement in the current issue of the Lady's Pictorial, I am induced to reply I should like to become the possessor of the 'Water' you offer for sale. While willing to offer liberal terms, I do not of course know what you would consider such. I should be glad, therefore, if you could arrange for an interview, when we might discuss the matter. I take it for granted that the water is as efficacious as you represent it to be, and shall expect proof before purchase.


"I am, Madam, "Yours faithfully, "A. J. Semaphore."