Al Stone
It's a good story, yes, the one about the two little frogs.
Once upon a time, there were two little frogs sitting on a log, and one little frog had a headache, see? And the other little frog said, "Why don't you take some aspirin?" So the little frog said, "I'm too sick to go for an aspirin!"
Well, there was a little turtle sitting there. You know what a turtle is, darling.