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The Strand Magazine.
The joys of cycling.—I.
Enthusiastic Photographer: "Just a moment like that, please!"
The joys of cycling.—II.
Landlady: "Towel not clean! Why, twenty gents have used that towel, and never said a word!"
Singing master: "Open your mouth like this. Now!"
Pupil (after a tremendous effort): "There! What's that good for?"
Singing master: "An auctioneer."
Cabby: "Half-a-crown too much! Well, as you're a furriner, say two-and-six."
Intelligent foreigner: "Good! It is not bossible to sheet me!"
Professor: "Now, in order to get a correct idea of this hideous animal, I must request you to fix your eyes attentively on me."
