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A TALE OF A TUB.
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Hugh. I'll make him my attorney to receive it,
And give you a discharge.

Turfe. Whom shall I send for't?

Pre. Why, if you please, send Metaphor my clerk:
And, Turfe, I much commend thy willingness;
It's argument of thy integrity.

Turfe. But my integrity shall be my zelf still:
Good master Metaphor, give my wife this key,
And do but whisper it into her hand;
She knows it well enough; bid her, by that,
Deliver you the two zeal'd bags of silver,
That lie in the corner of the cupboard, stands
At my bed-side, they are vifty pound a piece;
And bring them to your master.

Met. If I prove not
As just a carrier as my friend Tom Long was,
Then call me his curtal; change my name of Miles,
To Guiles, Wiles, Piles, Biles, or the foulest name
You can devise, to crambo with for ale.

Hugh. [takes Met. aside.] Come hither, Miles; bring by that token too
Fair Awdrey; say, her father sent for her.
Say, Clay is found, and waits at Pancras-church,
Where I attend to marry them in haste:
For, by this means, Miles, I may say't to thee,
Thy master must to Awdrey married be.
But not a word but mum: go, get thee gone,
Be wary of thy charge, and keep it close.

Met. O super-dainty canon, vicar incony![1]
Make no delay, Miles, but away;
[Exit.And bring the wench and money.

Hugh. Now, sir, I see you meant but honestly;
And, but that business calls me hence away,

  1. Vicar incony!] Inconey is fine or curious. Whal. It occurs frequently in Shakspeare as a term of endearment.