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A LETTER TO

ficulty will soon be overcome. I am promised 125l. a year for subscribing 500l.; and, of this 500l. I am to pay in only 25l. ready money: the governors will trust me for the rest, and pay themselves out of the interest by 25l. per cent. So that I intend to receive only 40l. a year, to qualify me for keeping my family and a greyhound, and let the remaining 85l. go on till it makes 500l. then 1000l. then 10,000l. then 100,000l. then a million, and so forward. This, I think, is much better (betwixt you and me) than keeping fairs, and buying and selling bullocks; by which I find, from experience, that little is to be gotten in these hard times. I am. Sir,

Your friend, and servant to command,

A. B. Esquire.


Postscript. I hope you will favourably represent my case to the publisher of the paper above-mentioned.


Direct your letter for A. B. Esquire, at ——, in ——; and pray get some parliament-man to frank it, for it will cost a groat postage to this place.




A Letter to Mrs. Susannah Neville[1].


MADAM,
June 24, 1732.


I WILL not trouble you with any grave tophicks, lest I should discurmode you; but rather write in a farmiliar and jocosious way.

  1. This letter is fictitious, and was written by Dr. Sheridan.
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