guise, whoever went to take him by the hand in the way of salutation, Peter with much grace, like a well-educated spaniel, would present them with his foot[1]; and if they refused his civility, then he would raise it as high as their chaps, and give them a damned kick on the mouth, which has ever since been called a salute. Whoever walked by without paying him their compliments, having a wonderful strong breath, he would blow their hats off into the dirt. Mean time his affairs at home went upside down, and his two brothers had a wretched time; where his first boutade[2] was, to kick both their wives one morning out of doors[3], and his own too; and in their stead, gave orders to pick up the first three strollers that could be met with in the streets. A while after he nailed up the cellar-door; and would not allow his brothers a drop of drink to their victuals[4]. Dining one day at an alderman's in the city, Peter observed him expatiating, after the manner of his brethren, in the praises of his sirloin of beef. Beef, said the sage magistrate, is the king of meat; beef comprehends in it the quintessence of partridge, and quail, and venison, and pheasant, and plumb-pudding, and custard. When Peter came home, he would needs take the fancy of cooking up this doctrine into use, and apply the precept,
- ↑ Neither does his arrogant way of requiring men to kiss his slipper escape reflection. W. Wotton.
- ↑ This word properly signifies a sudden jerk, or lash of a horse, when you do not expect it.
- ↑ The celibacy of the Romish clergy is struck at in Peter's beating his own and brothers wives out of doors. W. Wotton.
- ↑ The pope's refusing the cup to the laity, persuading them that the blood is contained in the bread, and that the bread is the real and intire body of Christ.
