This I have produced, as a scantling of Jack's great eloquence, and the force of his reasoning upon such abstruse matters.
He was, besides, a person of great design and improvement in affairs of devotion, having introduced a new deity, who has since met with a vast number of worshipers; by some called Babel, by others, Chaos; who had an ancient temple of Gothick structure upon Salisbury plain, famous for its shrine, and celebration by pilgrims.
When he had some roguish trick to play[1], he would down with his knees, up with his eyes, and fall to prayers, though in the midst of the kennel. Then it was, that those who understood his pranks, would be sure to get far enough out of his way; and whenever curiosity attracted strangers to laugh, or to listen, he would, of a sudden, with one hand out with his gear, and piss full in their eyes, and with the other, all bespatter them with mud.
In winter he went always loose and unbuttoned[2], and clad as thin as possible, to let in the ambient heat; and in summer lapped himself close and thick to keep it out.
In all revolutions of government[3], he would make his court for the office of hangman general: and in the exercise of that dignity, wherein he was very dexterous, would make use of no other vizard[4], than a long prayer.
- ↑ The villanies and cruelties, committed by enthusiasts and fanaticks among us, were all performed under the disguise of religion and long prayers.
- ↑ They affected differences in habit and behaviour.
- ↑ They are severe persecutors, and all in a form of cant and devotion.
- ↑ Cromwell and his confederates went, as they called it, to seek the Lord, when they resolved to murder the king.
