sidered and consulted upon the nature of the several maladies, and the methods of cure, they should, on the fourth day, return to the senate-house, attended by their apothecaries stored with proper medicines; and before the members sat, administer to each of them lenitives, aperitives, abstersives, corrosives, restringents, palliatives, laxatives, cephalalgicks, ictericks, apophlegmaticks, acousticks, as their several cases required; and according as these medicines should operate, repeat, alter, or omit them, at the next meeting.
This project could not be of any great expense to the publick; and might, in my poor opinion, be of much use for the dispatch of business, in those countries, where senates have any share in the legislative power; beget unanimity, shorten debates, open a few mouths, which are now closed, and close many more, which are now open; curb the petulancy of the young, and correct the positiveness of the old; rouse the stupid, and damp the pert.
Again; because it is a general complaint, that the favourites of princes are troubled with short and weak memories; the same doctor proposed, that whoever attended a first minister, after having told his business, with the utmost brevity and in the plainest words, should, at his departure, give the said minister a tweak by the nose, or a kick on the belly, or tread on his corns, or lug him thrice by both ears, or run a pin into his breech, or pinch his arm black and blue, to prevent forgetfulness: and at every levee day, repeat the same operation, till the business were done, or absolutely refused.
He likewise directed, that every senator in the great council of a nation, after he had delivered his
