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SWIFT'S POEMS.

A hundred heads broke,
A hundred struck lame.

You churl, I'll maintain
My father built Lusk,
The castle of Slane,
And Carrick Drumrusk:

The earl of Kildare,
And Moynalta his brother,
As great as they are,
I was nurst by their mother[1].

Ask that of old madam;
She'll tell you who's who,
As far up as Adam,
She knows it is true.

Come down with that beam,
If cudgels are scarce,
A blow on the weam,
Or a kick on the a—se.





AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG.


ON A SEDITIOUS PAMPHLET[2], 1720.


To the Tune of "Packington's Pound."


BROCADOES and damasks,and tabbies, and gauzes,
Are by Robert Ballentine lately brought over,
With forty things more: now hear what the law says,
Whoe'er will not wear them, is not the king's lover.

  1. It is the custom in Ireland to call nurses, foster-mothers; their husbands, foster-fathers; and their children, foster-brothers or foster-sisters; and thus the poorest claim kindred to the richest.
  2. Proposal for the universal Use of Irish Manufactures, for which Waters the printer was severely prosecuted.
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