THE WOULDBEGOODS
"Promise not to laugh," Alice said, getting very red, and looking at Dora, who got red too.
We did, and then she said: "Dora and I have talked this over, and Daisy too, and we have written it down because it is easier than saying it. Shall I read it? or will you, Dora?"
Dora said it didn't matter; Alice might. So Alice read it, and though she gabbled a bit we all heard it. I copied it afterwards. This is what she read:
"NEW SOCIETY FOR BEING GOOD IN
"I, Dora Bastable, and Alice Bastable, my sister, being of sound mind and body, when we were shut up with bread and water on that jungle day, we thought a great deal about our naughty sins, and we made our minds up to be good forever after. And we talked to Daisy about it, and she had an idea. So we want to start a society for being good in. It is Daisy's idea, but we think so too."
"You know," Dora interrupted, "when people want to do good things they always make a society. There are thousands—there's the Missionary Society."
"Yes," Alice said, "and the Society for the Prevention of something or other, and the Young Men's Mutual Improvement Society and the S. P. G."
"What's S. P. G.?" Oswald asked.
"Society for the Propagation of the Jews, of course," said Noël, who cannot always spell.
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