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A PIECE OF RED CALICO.
My wife looked at me in amazement, and then I detailed to her my troubles.
"Well," said she, "this Turkey red is a great deal prettier than what I had, and you've got so much of it that I needn't use the other at all. I wish I had thought of Turkey red before."
"I wish from my heart you had," said I.
ANDREW SCOGGIN
