THE WATER BABIES
and then said, "It is a low spring-tide; I shall get out this afternoon and cut my capers."
Now, he did not mean to cut such capers as you eat with boiled mutton. It was the commandant of artillery at Valetta who used to amuse himself with cutting them, and who stuck upon one of the bastions a notice, "No one allowed to cut capers here but me," which greatly edified the midshipmen in port, and the Maltese on the Nix Mangiare stairs. But all that the mayor meant was, that he would go and have an afternoon's fun, like any schoolboy, and catch lobsters with an iron hook.
So to the Mewstone he went, and for lobsters he looked. And when he came to a certain crack in the rocks he was so excited that, instead of putting in his hook, he put in his hand; and Mr. Lobster was at home, and caught him by the finger, and held on.
"Yah!" said the mayor, and pulled as hard as he dared; but the more he pulled, the more the lobster pinched, till he was forced to be quiet.
Then he tried to get his hook in with his other hand, but the hole was too narrow.
Then he pulled again; but he could not stand the pain.
Then he shouted and bawled for help; but there was no one nearer him than the men-of-war inside the break-water.
Then he began to turn a little pale; for the tide flowed, and still the lobster held on.
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