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and himself for beholding it ? But let the same person see him drunk as a lord, reviling his neighbour with notorious lies, imposing upon his poor neighbour with manifest frauds, he is not at all shocked at that. Fi. So if any one sees a Franciscan with a girdle without knots, or an Augustine girt with a woollen one instead of a leather one, or a Cai-me- lite without one, or a Rhodian with one, or a Franciscan with whole shoes on his feet, or a Crucifei-ian with half-shoes on, will he not set the whole town into an uproar? Bu. There were lately in our neighbourhood two women, whom one would take for persons of prudence, and the one miscarried, and the other fell into a fit on seeing a canon, who was a president of the nuns in a cloister not far distant, appear out of doors without a surplice under his gawn. But the same women have frequently seen these sort of cattle junketting, singing and dancing, to say no more, and their stomachs never so much as heaved at it.
FL Perhaps some allowance ought to be made for the sex. But I suppose you know Polythresius. He was dangerously ill, his distem- per was a consumption. The physicians for a long time had persuaded him to eat eggs and milk-meats, >i to no purpose. The ,bishop exhorted him to do the like ; but he being a man of learning, and a bachelor in divinity, seemed to resolve rather to die than to take the advice of either of these physicians. At last the doctors, and his friends together, contrived to put the cheat upon him, making him a potion of eggs and goats' milk, telling him it was juice of almonds. This he took very freely, and for several days together mended upon it, till a certain maid told him the trick, upon which he fell to vomiting of it up again. But the very same man that was so superstitious in relation to milk, had so little religion in him, that he forswore a sum of money that he owed me, having got before an opportunity to tear the note of his hand that he had given me ; he forswore it, and I was obliged to sit down with the loss. But he took not the oath with so much difficulty, but that he seemed to wish he had such complaints made against him every day. What can be more perverse than such a spirit 1 He sinned against the mind of the church in not obeying the priest and the doctors. But he whose stomach was so weak in rela- tion to milk had a conscience strong enough as to perjury. Bu. This story brings to my mind what I heard from a Dominican in a full auditory, who upon Easter eve was setting out the death of Christ, that he might temper the melancholiness of his subject by the pleasantness of his story. A certain young man had got a nun with child, and her great belly discovered her fault. A jury of nuns were impannelled, and the lady abbess sat as judge of the court. Evidence was given against her, the fact was too plain to admit of a denial ; she was obliged to plead the unavoidableness of the crime, and defended the fact upon that consideration; also transferring the blame to another, having recourse to the Status Qualitatis, or if you will rather have it so, the Status Translationis. I was overcome, says she, by one that was too strong for me. Says the abbess, then you should have cried out. So I would, says the prisoner, had it not been a crime to make a noise in the dormitory. Whether this be a fable or not, it must be confessed there are a great many foolisher things than this done. But now I will tell you what I have seen with my own eyes.^ The
